February 14, 2005
Valentine's Day. The annual affirmation of my girlfriendless loserhood.
Well, whever I feel blue, I turn to my fan-mail for comfort. That way, I get words of encouraging wisdom like this actual quote:
I thought about an email signature line the Forth statement for base
Or this one:
I REALLY do not like Donald Trump, and like to visualize him in
And my personal favorite:
whne can we (that was the entire message)
Thank you, readers, for your words of encouragement.