August 24, 2005
Oh don't you DARE pretend there's no Chocolate Exception. He could be the man of your dreams. You could be so totally in love with him that you hate going to the bathroom because it tears you away from him. Even then, you would still steal his chocolate. And you know it.
For men it's steak. But at least we ask "Are you gonna eat that?" before taking it. Of course, we don't wait for an answer, but you can't have everything.