April 3, 2006
Opening day! Time to resume my unrequited love for the Red Sox.
As you can see, I had no ideas today, and was forced to resort to cheesecake. I was trying to think of who to do cheesecake with and getting nowhere. There's been tons of Satan cheesecake. Some Mary cheesecake. A couple of Jenn cheesecakes, and even a Don Cindy cheesecake once.
Then I remember that pirate chicks are hot. I've always referred to the Land Pirates as an organization. There are more than the ones you've seen. For instance, the King of Sweden is a Land Pirate now. So why not have a hot female Land Pirate?