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MikeBinOKlahoma · Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2005 6:25 am Post subject: It's good to know....

That Casey and his non-Andy friends talk about such enlightening and important topics as intellectual zombies. Makes me feel good about the future of my country, and helps me know America is on course!
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Guest · Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2005 6:47 am Post subject:

the good news is Urban Dead just became on topic again!

Shocked

anonymous4401 · Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2005 9:54 am Post subject:

I invited a zombie in for some tea and scones but all he did was say 'Graagh', 'BARHAR', and 'HARMAN HAMBARGHARZ'. Then he bit me to death. It is almost as if they have no manners at all.
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The ports ye shall not enter,
The roads ye shall not tread,
Go, make them with your living
And mark them with your dead.

Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori

grim squeeker · Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2005 1:08 pm Post subject:

He was just a zombie with a bullet related speech impediment, everyone knows that "BARHAH" is the correct pronunciation.

And its your fault for misunderstanding the bite of greeting and failing to return it properly. He must have had to repeat himself dozens of times you ignorant human.

At least he got some solace out of your delicious braaaaaaains.
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anonymous4401 · Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2005 1:14 pm Post subject:

Well, I am sure that the Pashto in the rugged hills of the Hindoo Kush and the Fuzzy Wuzzy in the harsh deserts of the Soudan too have their own unique, primitive customs, yet that does not mean that it is any less rude for them to kill a man at the dinner table for his sheep or to dance about, flaunting their shocking state of primitive undress? Likewise, that rude zombie also had no excuse for his behaviour, no sir! One cannot expect every gentleman to be intimate with the barbaric customs of every savage type of human being, can they?
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The ports ye shall not enter,
The roads ye shall not tread,
Go, make them with your living
And mark them with your dead.

Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori

grim squeeker · Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2005 2:53 pm Post subject:

You have been living among Zombies for quite some time good sir, you cannot claim ignorance of our customs. A simple "Hello" would have sufficed, and then he could have gotten to the more physical flesh rending method of asking how you are doing.

Your ignorance and racisim astound us good sir, and it is the opinion of all Zombies everywhere that you got exactly what you deserved for failing to observe our customs while camping in our territory.

If you do not wish to recieve bites of greeting, lock your doors and windows and barricade them heavily, however we Zombies are a very eager and friendly folk and will often form greeter gangs to knock down these barricades and greet you properly.
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Milo · Mad Scientist Joined: 26 Sep 2004 Posts: 1321

In our culture we greet people by shooting their head off with a shotgun. You mind?

M.A.D. · Lab Rat Joined: 16 Nov 2005 Posts: 8

Tetrion · Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2005 5:38 pm Post subject:

BRAINS!!!!!
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GameSageZB · Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2005 9:50 pm Post subject:

They're supposed to greet back?
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Tetrion · Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 1:09 am Post subject:

Its not really a greeting just a reaction to auditory, olfactory, tactile, or visual input.
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GameSageZB · Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 1:59 am Post subject:

Yeah, and when they stumble towards me, I have the urge to run. Luckily I have a high energy laser nearby. Vaporize the poor bastards...
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Only two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity, and i'm not so sure about the universe. -Einstein

"You can fly as high as you like... ...but it won't change what's waiting for you on the ground." -Mr. Chalk

"Here's the dilemma: One of the snacks in this basket MAY be poisoned. So how much do you want candy tonight, kids? How much?" -Sam

See my avatar? I got that because I had a lot of posts. Andy made it. Isn't it nice? It isn't a walrus.

grim squeeker · Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 4:24 am Post subject:

GameSageZB · Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 5:29 am Post subject:

We breed like rats. (Please excuse the expression, grim. Maybe rabbits/hares would have been more appropiate.)
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Only two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity, and i'm not so sure about the universe. -Einstein

"You can fly as high as you like... ...but it won't change what's waiting for you on the ground." -Mr. Chalk

"Here's the dilemma: One of the snacks in this basket MAY be poisoned. So how much do you want candy tonight, kids? How much?" -Sam

See my avatar? I got that because I had a lot of posts. Andy made it. Isn't it nice? It isn't a walrus.

Guest · Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 10:00 am Post subject:

You smash at the barricade.
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You smash at the barricade. It creaks.